Kevin Decker
Vice President
“Under Pressure” – Queen™ and David Bowie™
Kevin Decker was born to two loving parents. Each of which has had sex at least seven
times we can tell by his huge family of seven children. Though probably hundreds of more
times. It just happens that only
seven of those times pregnancy occurred.
Kevin was the first employee to join the Beem team and
truly the most important. While
Blaine is the head of the company Kevin is truly the one responsible for
the success. He is responsible to
keep the employees on task. And
sadly the one to fire them when necessary.
Kevin has been described as a womanizer by his
friends. His real friends would
disagree as they know he is in fact a virgin.
Though he is not fully versed in software development,
his managerial skills are his true gift.
Forbes™ Magazine voted him top Business Manager of a Software
Company 1999.
Among business management he also enjoys quality
classical music. A formidable
member of the B.S.A. and V.O.A. his
friends would claim him as a geek.
Maybe his is, but then in our own special way maybe we all are.
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